| Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name? Santa : "Google Singh" Teacher: Y 2 Strange? Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse Theif: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse. We Can Take 50-50 Santa: OK..OK What About The Remaining 900..! |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab! |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats. |
| From: Nadia |