| Teacher: How Do You Differentiate WIFE & MOTHER SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER and After Marriage We Sleep With Our WIFE |
| From: Nadia |
| Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p |
| From: Nadia |
| Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga… |
| From: Nadia |
| Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja. |
| From: Nadia |
| A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di. |
| From: Nadia |
| Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;-> |
| From: Nadia |
| Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA |
| From: Nadia |