| Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai |
| From: Nadia |
| 1 sardar airhostess se, “Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!” Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai” |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha “Phir Milenge” |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) |
| From: Nadia |
| Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P |
| From: Nadia |
| 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa. |
| From: Nadia |