| Four guys 1 from Harward: 1 Oxford 1 Texas & a Sardar from Pujab university 1 common question: What is the fastest thing in world? Oxford:Light Harvard:Thought Texas:Blink of an eye Sardar:It’s loose motions, because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights, it was over! |
| From: Nadia |
| Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay |
| From: Nadia |
| Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: “Inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko” Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain? |
| From: Nadia |
| Tring Tring Tring. Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya |
| From: Nadia |
| Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti |
| From: Nadia |
| A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana |
| From: Nadia |