| Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli” |
| From: Nadia |
| Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki |
| From: Nadia |
| Newspaper Mein News Lugi K “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys” The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated. |
| From: Nadia |
| Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay. |
| From: Nadia |
| Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? A:- They think their picture is being taken. |
| From: Nadia |