| Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..? |
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| A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. |
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| Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old. |
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| In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. |
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| Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed. |
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| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. |
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| Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai. |
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| Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha. |
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| Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”. |
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