| Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab! |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats. |
| From: Nadia |
| Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Opened Xerox Shop And Put A Big Cool Board Outside: Xerox Done In All Language |
| From: Nadia |
| Man 2 Santa : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died! Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor. At 50th Floor He Remembers, I Dont Hav A Daughter. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai Banta -Kaise? Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli "Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai" |
| From: Nadia |