| From: Nadia |
| A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? bcoz there it was written “Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain” |
| From: Nadia |
| Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office |
| From: Nadia |
| Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!” |
| From: Nadia |
| Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group aik hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga; 25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. |
| From: Nadia |