| Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar’s wish : when i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.” |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. |
| From: Nadia |
| Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar proposed a girl…… Girl said am 1 yr elder to u……. Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year. |
| From: Nadia |