| 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay! |
| From: Nadia |
| On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler |
| From: Nadia |
| Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright” |
| From: Nadia |
| Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear. |
| From: Nadia |
| Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s |
| From: Nadia |