| 1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? D?a bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m 1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY? 1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY. 2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya? |
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Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. . Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO? Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai? NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-<
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CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI? WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin. CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya? Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;-> |
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V Like Each Other Bcz U Think Im Nice I Think U R Nice U Think Im Cool I Think U R Cool U Think Im Sweet I Think U R Sweet U Think Im Smart I Think U R Rite |
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Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim ?YA RUB? Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day? Tu meri ?KARB? ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker, Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai ?SAWAIRA? ker day. Uss k ?DIL? k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko? Uss ki ?AANKHON? ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day Yeh meray dil ki dua hay ?MERA MOLA SUN LAY?? Saaaari duniya say chupa ker ?USSAY MERA KER DAY? |
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Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha jurm- e -wafa is k siwa kuch bhi nahi Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Khnchti ha appni taraf gulshan ki rang- o- bu Kashish phoolon ma khushboo ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Bhool jana aik naymat ha kuda ki islia Bhoolna tera haqeeqat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Thora ha farq baqi insan aur hewan ma Saqi tujh ma muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi |
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| Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya, bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya, chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi woh bhi muj se apna hath chudana bhool gaya, khat likha hai par khat ke koney par woh apni ankh ka ansoo mitana bhool gaya rooth ke dono aik jaga baithey rahey main usko woh mujko manana bhool gaya |
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Science Teacher : " Agar Koi Lari Behosh Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss Kro , Foran Theek Ho Jayegi ... " Student: "Magar , Sir Usay Behosh Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;-> |
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| Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu . . . Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya |
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