| Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho Kab Tak Sote Rahoge? Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha |
| From: Nadia |
| Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha "Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?" Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha: "Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha Tab Tu Tuesday Tha. |
| From: Nadia |
| Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me.. or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me |
| From: Nadia |
| Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
| From: Nadia |
| Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga! |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains. Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. |
| From: Nadia |
| Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte He wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 |
| From: Nadia |