| A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city. |
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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: Don’t know. Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his! |
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| Pappu: Dad what’s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form? |
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| Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. |
| From: Nadia |
| Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise? Rikshawala: 10 Rs Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega? Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon. |
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| Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha. |
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| Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
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| Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do! |
| From: Nadia |