| Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said �India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air |
| From: Nadia |
| Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! |
| From: Nadia |
| 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay? |
| From: Nadia |
| Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d |
| From: Nadia |
| In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name |
| From: Nadia |
| 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-) |
| From: Nadia |
| 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p |
| From: Nadia |
| Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P |
| From: Nadia |
| A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was? |
| From: Nadia |